I took a walk on my favourite street
I don't remember it being so steep
Some grumpy geography changing the way
To mess with an otherwise ordinary day
I had a house with a view of the sea
Seagulls would bring over cold drinks for me
But I don't remember an office block view
With funny big billboards all shouting at you saying
"Sorry, you gotta be in love for you to wipe that frown"
I tried to park in my usual bay
They put yellow lines there to keep cars away
And I don't remember a man in a booth
To charge for the free ones - so is this all new? He said
"Sorry, but our department doesn't really make these calls"
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